What’s your SSID?

In: Fun|Mac

7 Sep 2007

After seeing this amusingly-named SSID, I thought it’d be fun to post the SSID of my wireless network at home:

AssAssID / SSID?


The name is completely not my idea so I claim no credit – I stole it from my girlfriend’s brother, who conceived the SSID of “AssAssID”.

What’s your SSID and have you seen any amusing ones? Or is yours one of the bajillion ‘linksys’ or ‘DLINK’ SSIDs in existence?

19 Responses to What’s your SSID?

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Alvin Loh

September 7th, 2007 at 9pm

Haven’t seen any funny ones yet .. Usually when I turn on my laptop, its flooded with either linksys or 2Wire*

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jeff

September 8th, 2007 at 10pm

:) I’m not tellin’….

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Neil T.

September 9th, 2007 at 6am

My old house was ‘wibblenet’, my parents’ house is ‘bluelagoon’ and my current house is ‘GreenOasis’. No real reason for them other than having something different to ‘NETGEAR’. You know, just in case someone finds a major flaw in Netgear routers.

wibblenet and bluelagoon both use WPA, but I’m using WPA2 on BlueLagoon since all the computers that use it now support WPA2. Not that I imagine my neighbours will know how to defeat WPA encryption but it’s reassuring to be safe.

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wink1984

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

house_o_fun

i figured anyone who fired up their wifi and saw this would get a laugh.

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matthew

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

I change mine occasionally when I find something amusing. This is going in the queue. Currently, my ssid is “broken.”

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Øyvind

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

I use one-liners.

Here are some suggestions: http://funny2.com/jokes.htm

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mojomasta

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

I call mine Blotto. I dont really know why. Kind of a tribute to the Blotto Box.

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John

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

One of my access points is named ‘tube_access’ and right now the other is named ‘intertubes’. I occasionally change the names of my access points when something better comes to mind.

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bob

September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

Funkytown

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John

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

No Niggers Allowed

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will

September 13th, 2007 at 12am

At home, my SSID is ArpaNet.

At work, we have several other Access Points around us, with names such as “youneedbettersecurity” and “INTERNETS THROUGH THE AIR”

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Stephanie

September 13th, 2007 at 1am

my first one was “chimney house” due to the fact that the front door was right in the middle of the chimney. my second one was “crooked house” on account of the fact that the house was so crooked they put padding in only half the carpet to try to even it out. my current one is “Blowie Depot” because every one in my house likes to give blowjobs.

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Coop

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

Mine is ‘The AllSpark.’

I like ‘broken.’ Very clever.

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Matthew

September 13th, 2007 at 3am

Over for dinner at a couple’s house one night, I couldn’t help but notice their midwest, farm-y decor. Meanwhile, my PDA couldn’t help but notice their unsecured “linksys” router.

When I left, it was broadcasting its unsecured self to the world as “MoreCowbell.”

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blah

September 13th, 2007 at 6am

Mine’s “boomshakalaka”!

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FragMarine

September 25th, 2007 at 4am

I found a network once that was called BITCHEZ

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Rob

October 2nd, 2007 at 10am

“How’s my Driving?”

…Right now the computer says “Good”.

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jose

March 2nd, 2008 at 8am

somebodys ssid around my block is “dont use my connection fagget”

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gon

March 26th, 2008 at 3am

mine is “natalie_portman”