Thanks to Matt Thornton for pointing out this technical paper on Haggis growth and the use of Remote Sensing and GIS (PDF). No it's not your run-of-the-mill technical paper. If you're in need of a good laugh as I was, read that!
After reading a whole bunch of (non-humourous) technical papers that one really strikes me as being particularly funny.
On an unrelated note, wish me luck for tommorrow. I really really need it.