What’s your SSID?

After seeing this amusingly-named SSID, I thought it’d be fun to post the SSID of my wireless network at home:

AssAssID / SSID?


The name is completely not my idea so I claim no credit - I stole it from my girlfriend’s brother, who conceived the SSID of “AssAssID”.

What’s your SSID and have you seen any amusing ones? Or is yours one of the bajillion ‘linksys’ or ‘DLINK’ SSIDs in existence?

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Alvin Loh's Gravatar

Haven’t seen any funny ones yet .. Usually when I turn on my laptop, its flooded with either linksys or 2Wire*

Posted by: Alvin Loh on September 7, 2007 9pm

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jeff's Gravatar

:) I’m not tellin’….

Posted by: jeff on September 8, 2007 10pm

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Neil T.'s Gravatar

My old house was ‘wibblenet’, my parents’ house is ‘bluelagoon’ and my current house is ‘GreenOasis’. No real reason for them other than having something different to ‘NETGEAR’. You know, just in case someone finds a major flaw in Netgear routers.

wibblenet and bluelagoon both use WPA, but I’m using WPA2 on BlueLagoon since all the computers that use it now support WPA2. Not that I imagine my neighbours will know how to defeat WPA encryption but it’s reassuring to be safe.

Posted by: Neil T. on September 9, 2007 6am

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wink1984's Gravatar

house_o_fun

i figured anyone who fired up their wifi and saw this would get a laugh.

Posted by: wink1984 on September 12, 2007 4pm

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matthew's Gravatar

I change mine occasionally when I find something amusing. This is going in the queue. Currently, my ssid is “broken.”

Posted by: matthew on September 12, 2007 4pm

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Øyvind's Gravatar

I use one-liners.

Here are some suggestions: http://funny2.com/jokes.htm

Posted by: Øyvind on September 12, 2007 6pm

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mojomasta's Gravatar

I call mine Blotto. I dont really know why. Kind of a tribute to the Blotto Box.

Posted by: mojomasta on September 12, 2007 8pm

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John's Gravatar

One of my access points is named ‘tube_access’ and right now the other is named ‘intertubes’. I occasionally change the names of my access points when something better comes to mind.

Posted by: John on September 12, 2007 8pm

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bob's Gravatar

Funkytown

Posted by: bob on September 12, 2007 9pm

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John's Gravatar

No Niggers Allowed

Posted by: John on September 12, 2007 11pm

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will's Gravatar

At home, my SSID is ArpaNet.

At work, we have several other Access Points around us, with names such as “youneedbettersecurity” and “INTERNETS THROUGH THE AIR”

Posted by: will on September 13, 2007 12am

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Stephanie's Gravatar

my first one was “chimney house” due to the fact that the front door was right in the middle of the chimney. my second one was “crooked house” on account of the fact that the house was so crooked they put padding in only half the carpet to try to even it out. my current one is “Blowie Depot” because every one in my house likes to give blowjobs.

Posted by: Stephanie on September 13, 2007 1am

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Coop's Gravatar

Mine is ‘The AllSpark.’

I like ‘broken.’ Very clever.

Posted by: Coop on September 13, 2007 2am

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Matthew's Gravatar

Over for dinner at a couple’s house one night, I couldn’t help but notice their midwest, farm-y decor. Meanwhile, my PDA couldn’t help but notice their unsecured “linksys” router.

When I left, it was broadcasting its unsecured self to the world as “MoreCowbell.”

Posted by: Matthew on September 13, 2007 3am

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blah's Gravatar

Mine’s “boomshakalaka”!

Posted by: blah on September 13, 2007 6am

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FragMarine's Gravatar

I found a network once that was called BITCHEZ

Posted by: FragMarine on September 25, 2007 4am

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Rob's Gravatar

“How’s my Driving?”

…Right now the computer says “Good”.

Posted by: Rob on October 2, 2007 10am

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jose's Gravatar

somebodys ssid around my block is “dont use my connection fagget”

Posted by: jose on March 2, 2008 8am

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gon's Gravatar

mine is “natalie_portman”

Posted by: gon on March 26, 2008 3am

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