This is funny. Penalty of death sucks. Big time.

And where are the weak creeps and easy money?

Bastards took me about 10mins before i clicked onto this, i was wondering how i couldn’t find the game authors site lolz

This game is awesome. I played a beta version and it is so realistic. I even tried jumping in a lake, and my real clothes got wet. This is crazy cool. I’ll never play any other game again.

The please a woman skill is bugged and it is not possible to attain. As soon as you finishing grinding it, the job will change or you will have done it wrong, or taken too long.

The please a woman skill only becomes useable at level 20. But you have to somehow use it exactly 32,321 times before then. Until then I would suggest collecting enough gold to bypass the please a woman skill requirement.

So, ok, the graphics are cool and the sound system is unbelievable. However, you have to pick up your own trash, people go crazy when you want to get an upgrade of your guns or armor and ammo costs a fortune. On top of that grinding for money is stupid slow. It takes literally weeks to get hold of some cash and then it’s only a handful. And you have to pay taxes.

The female characters can be crazy good to look at and they equip their toons with all sorts of nifty gear. But it’s a pain to get them to do anything fun. They also hog all your time and they’re not in the least bit interested to get better guns or spells themselves.

The guards don’t stay in one place, they keep coming after you and you have to pay penalties for stupid shit like driving too fast *doh!*.

On the other hand: the food is good though, but it doesn’t actually help you to heal. Or at least not in a time frame that’s halfway decent.

I’m going 10 out of 10 for sound and graphics, but playability is a paltry 4 [if you consider how long it takes to grind a pitiful amount of money and how long it takes to gain experience]. Value for money is 5. You can get a really great character, but unlike a decent MMORPG you don’t start out with the same chances everybody else gets. That’s a real bummer and it’s in bad need of a fix in the next edition.

The fix being, of course, communism…

Any of you guys found the cheat button yet? I know it’s there, Bush found it.

yeah theres a great minigame called WoW. check it out.

IGN gave this game a 9.7. They said the graphics were unbelieveable and the sound design is top notch. The only flaw is sleeping. When your character gets tired you actually have to sit and wait 6-8 hours before you can play again. You can force yourself to wake up, but your skills and attributes go down by 10%. Also, you have to go to school and learn about fake people, such as George Washington and Bill Clinton. Who are these people. Why do I need to know? Oh well, it raises my intellect by 3 for every hour in school.

Been there done that :)

Nice try to get the geeks of the virtual world.

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I have more b’s!!!!

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No monthly fee my ass.

I don’t like this type of games, but I will try. Where is the link?

Not being able to choose own char name and race sucks. It takes too long before you actually get to choose Class, then others kind of rob it from you, saying your class is not relevant – everything revolves around your proffessions. The plus side is you can choose as many as you like.
Also re-rolling is probably a religious question >

Raiding is quite confusing in this game, my friends wiped in the Downtown Bank (luckily I got out in time) and I’m still waiting for them at the graveyard =|

This Toon sucks. How do I make an alt?

The inside sucks in outside…otherwise it’s a pretty cool game.

My version of the game seems to have a horrible glitch. It’s the part-time work glitch. It forced me to play work mode for over 40 hours last week! Part-time my ass!

The sleep feature also has many kinks. Sometimes my characters only sleeps 4 hours, then it sleeps 13. Developers need to standardize this to a point.

And although the graphics are nice, the weather feature is terrible. They must be really proud of their humid feature, because it never seems to turn off.

Only thing my version seems to have over other people’s is my “please-a-girl” feature seems to be working. The key seems to be communicating thru mobile devices constantly to keep them happy. Ultimate pleasure though seems still to depend on a random roll of the dice. Snake eyes comes up way too often.

This game is so damn frustrating! It’s not like any other MMO I’ve ever played. First off, you have to send applications to quest givers in order to do anything, and if you send 30 you’ll be lucky to hear from two of them. Then once you get the quest, it takes way to long to complete and the compensation is far from worth it. It’s impossible to accomplish anything because everybody already has better mounts, better armor, and more experience. I think they nerfed players way too much in the game. You can’t even get your character to walk competently until level 2 or 3. Same with speech, which really hinders PvP early in the game. I’ve only known a few people to make it to the endgame instances, and they seem to look back and generally have enjoyed the game, but I can’t understand why. There must be some secret map around Level 70 that makes the grind worth it. Which brings me to the next point, why grind at all? You’ll work hard on your skills until around Level 35-40, and by then you’ll be so tired of trying to improve your professions that you’ll just level up monotonously. By Level 65, you wont even use your professions anymore, mostly because you would be doing less and less exploring since your character starts to actually get weaker and more illness-prone after Level 50 or so. WTF is wrong with the creators of this game?

The only things I actually liked about this game are the realistic consequence outcomes when you interact with too many characters of the opposite faction. That’s the one thing the developers made interesting. I find it more challenging and engaging in PvP-ing females than to actually follow the game’s lame survivalist structure.

The classes are unbalanced. I heard a guy on the forums saying he created a character and automagically had $1 million in his bank. I started with a hundred bucks.

I found out that you can back up your characters via a process called Cryogenics. It will allow your character to be resurected once the technology in-game allows for it.

I agree with most of you. Bu it has the best “force” feedback with female NPC.

Somebody ban those hackers on the WashDC map already! >:(

Ah this sucks, once you die you can respawn or anything!

I wonder how the load times are.

About nine months ….. Some time more , some time less.

I love the FPS aspect of it. The whole “Army” thing is like you are actually getting yelled at by a Drill Instructor. The death thing needs to be fixed though…

Meh, I’ve seen better. Though, I have heard that the sequel is a heck of a lot cooler than the original…granted, that all depends on the choices you make during the Outside 1.

the graphics are freakn amazing!

BUG!! Help I am stuck in a wall.

I’ve been playing the beta for awhile now and I’m currently a lv31 Anglo Engineer and doing fairly well. All of this changed a few months ago when I received a message from this guy who needed my help. I’m a really nice guy and like to help out newbs and lower ranked classes just because I know I was lucky with my roll. At any rate, his Dad had just passed away in the Middle East somewhere and the Guild there had seized all of his gold and wouldn’t release it to his son with out paying a fee. I told him that I would be happy to help him out and gave him my login and password so he could transfer the funds over to the guild that’s running the show over there. Well the next day I tried to login to my account and I couldn’t… The password wasn’t working… I called up The Outside folks and explained what had happened and provided my personal details so that they could reset my pass for me. When I finally got my password reset and logged back in I had found that this guy I was trying to help had joined my guy into some guild called Al Qaeda and then he tried to solo that new 20 man raid that you need the flying mount for… World Trade Center… Anyways my guy was dead and when I called The Outside people back about it, they wouldn’t resolve the issue. They said that I was part of a group that was trying to exploit the game using some extremist Muslim exploit. They were really pissed off about it and said that it had spread like wild fire and people were blowing up stuff everywhere :( Before they hung up on me they said that my friends, my friends of friends, my family, and my coworkers were all going to be moved to the Guantanamo Bay Zone where they never be heard from again…

I hate The Outside… It’s full of cheaters, hacks, and exploits… It doesn’t pay to be honest!

To all of you complaining about this MMO:

Please note that the majority of your comments are actually directed at the “IRL” MMO rather than the “Outside” expansion per se.

I’m seeing some false advertisement, tho… while the “no monthly fee” statement is technically correct, they get you with the micro-payments for access to all the good maps, as well as some of the localized server events (concerts, sports, and so on).

Also, what gives with paying to stay at the place where you’re hearthed? Not even talking about staying at strange inns if your hearthstone is on cooldown…. Way lame, especially considering the difficulties with obtaining money which someone else has noted.

Also, the male NPCs seem to have this unhealthy fixation with female toons, making way too many maps unattainable during the “night” phases. Definitely need more guards for some of the areas.

Finally, too many NPCs interefering while I try to level my lockpicking and pickpocketing skills. And my sap doesn’t always apply correctly – note to developers, please fix this in the next patch!!

All in all – a good idea with some nice, well-implemented sensory effects, but very unbalanced gameplay. Definitely a work in progress.

My friend just had a newb baby the other day. It still doesn’t know how to walk or talk. It cries all the time. I just tease it and call it newb all day that way it will grow up to be a pissed off leet player and not enjoy the finer parts of the game just like me. ;)

Awesome! I never heard of this game before but now I’m hooked. If you stab yourself you can nearly feel the pain!

I dont think this game is retail yet. The last wipe was the big bang but there still seems to be bugs remaining (paranormal events).

Also, its very rare to find games that are permadeath.

WTS lvl 27 Character on Chicago

Do not start the “Marriage” quest, it is horribly bugged!!!

I hear the Moon/Outer Space expansions are pretty awesome…course, they only released Moon to ~2 dozen people, and to get into either you have to be like lvl 40 Astronaut or some shit. Pretty retarded, making an infinite expansion and then making it so only hundreds/thousands out of the billions of users get to do it.

Penalty of death does sucks in this game but then again it might not if good loot is involved( i.e. purple item, etc)

johnny5: IRL=”In Real Life” (standard chat acronym)

omg, i was playing this the other day and i cast rank seven holy light and it ended up just killing my cat?! wtf is wrong. Also i hate how like 1-2 times a day my guy randomly craps his pants. dangit maybe i should just make him take a crap in the toilet before he poops himself. Also i hate the unfair racial bonuses. I wish i had the black person racial bonuses. and i hate how when my guy has no money ever. wtb chinese gold farmer for “outside” pst

My character started in the Ghetto. The mobs in that area are way too high for it to be a newbie zone. Some of the guilds there are called gangs and the quest to join them are sometimes demanding and they might even require having your account suspended for 15-20 years.

After that, you don’t have enough experience points to really visit any other zones but you can take a job with a drink vendor and then spend your gold on more drinks with other people who failed the guild quests.

The drop rate is totally confusing me. I killed like 50 dogs and cats and all I got was a ton of collars. What they hell am I supposed to do with 100 collars? No NPCs want to buy them!

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When I spammed ‘Slam’ On my girlfriend, her GM’s came and Banhammered my ass.

Fanboys! This crappy MMO will never match up to WoW.

Who ever made this needs to be slapped. Wake up fool, if reality was so great, why is everyone trying to escape it?

I heard someone named J.C. beat the system awhile back and came back despite the death penalty. However, my friends say it was pre-beta, and the rules weren’t as strict…

man, i cant wait for the “hot coffee” bug to happen in this one!!

Jesus hacks.

Ohhh, and i forgot.. The GM’s are letting WallMart use Bots and all kinds of other exploits…its wipeing out the all the other merchants in the game :(

One nice feature is that you can build your own house. If there are too many houses in the area you create a city. With zoom out the mini map you can see it from space. Check it out.

If you are looking for pvp try outside the big cities, there are not so many guards.

Still waiting the patch that will fix death. Some times when you die you can’t leave the game. The annoying “ghost” bug.

Psh, they always hype the expansion packs before they come out, and they’re usually a letdown. Besides, this whole “pay up front and _maybe_ we’ll send you the expansion pack” isn’t really my thing.

Your wrong right off the bat. There are HUGE monthly fees.

anyone know how to get god mode or unlimited ammo?

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I had an issue where some player from the opposing faction (a rogue, or “thief” as referred to in-game). I tried opening a ticket with a GM (the little “prayer” button which appears at special time occasions). I was told that GM God should respond soon, but nothing till now :/

The system requirements for Outside are entirely unreasonable, especially when the combat system takes so much effort to use.

When Age of Conan comes out, I’m totally cancelling my subscription and switching to that.

Does anyone know how long my character can be idle before its deleted?

i don’t get good graphics with outside on my video card. i doubt any of you will get that though :p

Anyone have a walkthrough yet?

Yeah, thank god for minigames.

Also, what the fuck is up with this: Twelve years of mandatory training. Whoever thought that need to be fired.

I’m suspecting that the creators spent absolutely NO TIME in polishing it. The economic system in the “US” server is horribly imbalanced. When I finally finish my mandatory training, I’m swithing servers to “Canada.”

I drew the short straw; my character sucks at PvP, what gives? At least my Int is high…

I can’t see how graphics or ingame experience would make any difference, that is not what makes a game a really great game. It is what you feel inside your character, being able to connect, update yourself, reach a higher state and in the end build a clan.

Of course savegames are an important issue if you like to take a break, but do you dare loading them? Personally I don’t like to go back to a state I can’t account for.

I’ve done things… horrible things…. I don’t want to load the savegames.

Format, reboot, reinstall…

This game can really start to suck unlss you have rich patrons!

If your patrons aren’t rich than I hope you enjoy a long, long time grinding it out for weekly income. The safest way to make money is doing the most boring tasks you can think of. You can do illegal activities to make larger sums of money, but if you get caught you’ll end up getting banned.

One of the most frustrating things about this game is spending so much time building your strength just to be able to be able to compete with others. Most of the time you have no choice, but to raise it and at later levels there is nothing you can do to prevent it from decreasing.

This is probably the best game I have ever played from 1- 25, but after that it kind of gets repettitive if you know what I mean.

The worst thing about the PvP in this game is that people like bush hide like little girls in the non PvP zones and only run in gank squads when they come out.

/suicide

i like the jerk off skill..actually im going now to level it up

The soundtrack for this game is amazing
so much Variation, you have classics like Mozart, Beethoven and New stuff like Korn, Daft Punk and more

The graphics are also fantastic, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I first learned the ‘open eyes’ skill
although it does get hard to remember past events in the game, which NPCs constantly ask information about

Any MMO where you can be a level 24 Amateur Racecar Driver is fine by me. :D

go to google. than type KLGAMERS (Welcome to KLGAMERS) and you will see the twin towers and also the kl tower.

check it out ^_^ – the RS game in the klgamers looks COOL!! i’m getting one now haha, just wanted to let you guys know

1) go to google
2) type “KLGAMERS”
3) check it out
4) play runescape online or any game u want to ….
5) bye bye , i want to go shopping later … :p

where do I turn the quests in? Also, if you don’t like the game, stop playing

http://www.klgamers.com looks fun. i like it ^^

i want to buy an account too :)

Dont believe the hype, the PvP is awfull. You get arrested. And a lot of bugs. They should have waited to polish it first.