MMORPG called “Outside”

In: Fun

13 Aug 2007
MMORPG called ‘Outside’


Seen at http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=980.

I thought it was funny (I was a hardcore World of Warcraft player). All the features are so true too. Fully PvP rawr! The penalty of death sucks though – if you thought the experience point penalty in EverQuest was bad, think again.

This post got Dugg! I had quite a few giggles reading the comments there and those posted here. And yes, I think that is KL (Kuala Lumpur) Tower in the picture.

150 Responses to MMORPG called “Outside”

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Chin Yong

August 17th, 2007 at 12am

This is funny. Penalty of death sucks. Big time.

And where are the weak creeps and easy money?

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deviceZero » New MMORPG

August 24th, 2007 at 9pm

[...] Found here [...]

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Zest

August 27th, 2007 at 11pm

Bastards took me about 10mins before i clicked onto this, i was wondering how i couldn’t find the game authors site lolz

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Web Designer

August 28th, 2007 at 4pm

I’ll try this one out…

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Jonathan

September 4th, 2007 at 10pm

This game is awesome. I played a beta version and it is so realistic. I even tried jumping in a lake, and my real clothes got wet. This is crazy cool. I’ll never play any other game again.

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FrenchREvolution

September 12th, 2007 at 5am

this game sucks. i played the beta, no tutorials, people never help you out at all. i spent 16 years trying to learn the rules and the controls, i didnt get my frist familiar til i was lvl. 15. not worth the effort. the storyline is horrible, all the bosses are women, and they have to fight you for the most ridiculous reasons, they dont even make sense, and they give the worst rewards ever. I DONT WANT A HUG FOR THE INCREDIBLY CHALLENGING HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS LEVEL! I WANT TO LEARN THE PLEASE A WOMAN SKILL!

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Simon

September 12th, 2007 at 8am

The please a woman skill is bugged and it is not possible to attain. As soon as you finishing grinding it, the job will change or you will have done it wrong, or taken too long.

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Don Anderson

September 12th, 2007 at 3pm

I guess this makes the Bush administration the gold farmers of the world.

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Joe

September 12th, 2007 at 3pm

The please a woman skill only becomes useable at level 20. But you have to somehow use it exactly 32,321 times before then. Until then I would suggest collecting enough gold to bypass the please a woman skill requirement.

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Martyn

September 12th, 2007 at 3pm

This really sucks, i went into the “outside” and killed some one and looted em and now the cops are after me. Im pissed!

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Jack

September 12th, 2007 at 3pm

So, ok, the graphics are cool and the sound system is unbelievable. However, you have to pick up your own trash, people go crazy when you want to get an upgrade of your guns or armor and ammo costs a fortune. On top of that grinding for money is stupid slow. It takes literally weeks to get hold of some cash and then it’s only a handful. And you have to pay taxes.

The female characters can be crazy good to look at and they equip their toons with all sorts of nifty gear. But it’s a pain to get them to do anything fun. They also hog all your time and they’re not in the least bit interested to get better guns or spells themselves.

The guards don’t stay in one place, they keep coming after you and you have to pay penalties for stupid shit like driving too fast *doh!*.

On the other hand: the food is good though, but it doesn’t actually help you to heal. Or at least not in a time frame that’s halfway decent.

I’m going 10 out of 10 for sound and graphics, but playability is a paltry 4 [if you consider how long it takes to grind a pitiful amount of money and how long it takes to gain experience]. Value for money is 5. You can get a really great character, but unlike a decent MMORPG you don’t start out with the same chances everybody else gets. That’s a real bummer and it’s in bad need of a fix in the next edition.

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Keelbasa

September 12th, 2007 at 3pm

I dunno… I think the minigames in Outside are more enjoyable than the actual game itself.

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Dipro

September 12th, 2007 at 3pm

The fix being, of course, communism…

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Vladimir Oane » Blog Archive » Try this game

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

[...] via Redmption in a Blog [...]

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Viggo

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

Any of you guys found the cheat button yet? I know it’s there, Bush found it.

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sheasie

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

where the fuck do i download this?! i googled “outside mmorpg”, and i can’t find the main page. it must be new.

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B

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

yeah theres a great minigame called WoW. check it out.

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Mantees

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

This is a game a play so much that sometimes I need a break and play something else :/

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Davron

September 12th, 2007 at 4pm

IGN gave this game a 9.7. They said the graphics were unbelieveable and the sound design is top notch. The only flaw is sleeping. When your character gets tired you actually have to sit and wait 6-8 hours before you can play again. You can force yourself to wake up, but your skills and attributes go down by 10%. Also, you have to go to school and learn about fake people, such as George Washington and Bill Clinton. Who are these people. Why do I need to know? Oh well, it raises my intellect by 3 for every hour in school.

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Daniel

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

Is there a link for this game?

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bashar

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

Been there done that :)

Nice try to get the geeks of the virtual world.

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shocka

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

i flew to the england map….but getting ammo fom there is so hard, plus ive lost my green card so cant get back to the states! time to reroll

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“Outside” - MMORPG of the Year? · TechBlogger

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

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fast

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

also see getafirstlife.com

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robb

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

lolermanatee

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Robb

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

The graphics are way amazing. The sound is too. The gameplay is a bit iffy at times. Cooking takes forever, and it doesn’t really help your health. In fact, there are a lot of recipes that give debuffs after you eat so much of it. Also, I don’t like how there are limits for drinking. And plus, you have to be level 21 before you can buy a beer!

Most of the armor doesn’t give any attributes or defense, and the stuff that has good defense is generally pretty expensive. Not to mention, the cooler looking stuff is expensive too. But, with better armor, you can get better quests with better rewards.

And the mounts are incredible! They’re so fast! I haven’t gotten the skill for the flying mount yet, but I hear it’s pretty awesome. Oh, they do need more flightpaths. And flying is way too expensive too.

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Robbb

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

I have more b’s!!!!

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kds71

September 12th, 2007 at 5pm

Rollback, please :/

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KJS - Blog This » Blog Archive » Where Does the Time Go?

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

[...] got a chuckle out of this a new MMORPG it speaks the truth.  The world is getting to be dependent on computers for every thing it seems [...]

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Nic

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

I do have to say, the NPC AI was really over hyped in the press releases. Admittedly it surprises you sometimes, and seems to authentically be making decisions, but I’ve seen the NPCs do some of the dumbest things and once you’ve studied it for a while you can usually outwit most things you encounter. There’s an argument to be made for simple scripting sometimes.

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Baz

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

No monthly fee my ass.

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AB

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

N00B question … um, how do you save the game? Or at the very least back up your character?

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Luiso

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

I don’t like this type of games, but I will try. Where is the link?

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CDriK

September 12th, 2007 at 6pm

LooooL
I searched for a download link and I finally understood the nice joke ! ROFL

Too bad there is only one profile per person but the nice thing is that the servers never crash.

I got my character to be a slacking engineer LVL 28. ^^

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Frog

September 12th, 2007 at 7pm

Not being able to choose own char name and race sucks. It takes too long before you actually get to choose Class, then others kind of rob it from you, saying your class is not relevant – everything revolves around your proffessions. The plus side is you can choose as many as you like.
Also re-rolling is probably a religious question >

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ninjapirate

September 12th, 2007 at 7pm

I hate RPG’s. This one sucks the most, because you have to play it. This is the worst game ever, some of us have to get together and form our own quest to find the gamedevs and rewrite some of the rules, or atleast make our own map in the world to run how we really think life should be rather than having some AI guys in suits telling us how life should be. Who’s joining the quest?

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Kentaro

September 12th, 2007 at 7pm

Raiding is quite confusing in this game, my friends wiped in the Downtown Bank (luckily I got out in time) and I’m still waiting for them at the graveyard =|

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Holmes

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

Will there be RMT’s do you think?
I wonder what endgame will be like, probably a dull, old, boring life and to top it off, there’ll be the younger n00bs who will probably think they know everything.

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egen

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

This Toon sucks. How do I make an alt?

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TiBuN

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

This game sux! despite the great graphic (my rig was a c2d with geforce 8600GT), I have problem obtaining loot and gold from my fallen foe to actually enjoy the fun(lvl 1 stray dog and jumping kitten), I’m stucked with a lvl2 hero with no money!!

How am I suppose to buy the M4 carbine I so loved?!

P.S. The only good thing is the latency, about 1ms only ^^

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Onimus

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

The inside sucks in outside…otherwise it’s a pretty cool game.

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Lazlo Toth

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

Don’t believe the hype. Neither the NPC AI nor the “56,400″ character archetypes were ever really implemented. Oh, sure, they’re there, but every one but “salesman” is so underpowered, nobody plays them.

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Andrew

September 12th, 2007 at 8pm

My version of the game seems to have a horrible glitch. It’s the part-time work glitch. It forced me to play work mode for over 40 hours last week! Part-time my ass!

The sleep feature also has many kinks. Sometimes my characters only sleeps 4 hours, then it sleeps 13. Developers need to standardize this to a point.

And although the graphics are nice, the weather feature is terrible. They must be really proud of their humid feature, because it never seems to turn off.

Only thing my version seems to have over other people’s is my “please-a-girl” feature seems to be working. The key seems to be communicating thru mobile devices constantly to keep them happy. Ultimate pleasure though seems still to depend on a random roll of the dice. Snake eyes comes up way too often.

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Simon

September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

This one’s way too slow folks. For some reason even the epic mounts take hours to get your anywhere. If you try to move around in a hurry, the game detects collisions with other players and stops you, so you’ll spend hours sat there doing nothing.

You’ll be grinding away for months to improve your skill, and aside from a few nasty viruses which may delete your character early, you’ll find before you get to try the best bits, your trial period expires and the subscriptions page doesn’t seem to be reachable.

They even nerfed the PvP so you get your char arrested for starting a fight. There aren’t enough mobs around either – other players must be killing them so fast you’ll be lucky to get any fights yourself.

I heard there are a few rares around though – see the reward posters for Most Wanted.

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Rytanic

September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

This game is so damn frustrating! It’s not like any other MMO I’ve ever played. First off, you have to send applications to quest givers in order to do anything, and if you send 30 you’ll be lucky to hear from two of them. Then once you get the quest, it takes way to long to complete and the compensation is far from worth it. It’s impossible to accomplish anything because everybody already has better mounts, better armor, and more experience. I think they nerfed players way too much in the game. You can’t even get your character to walk competently until level 2 or 3. Same with speech, which really hinders PvP early in the game. I’ve only known a few people to make it to the endgame instances, and they seem to look back and generally have enjoyed the game, but I can’t understand why. There must be some secret map around Level 70 that makes the grind worth it. Which brings me to the next point, why grind at all? You’ll work hard on your skills until around Level 35-40, and by then you’ll be so tired of trying to improve your professions that you’ll just level up monotonously. By Level 65, you wont even use your professions anymore, mostly because you would be doing less and less exploring since your character starts to actually get weaker and more illness-prone after Level 50 or so. WTF is wrong with the creators of this game?

The only things I actually liked about this game are the realistic consequence outcomes when you interact with too many characters of the opposite faction. That’s the one thing the developers made interesting. I find it more challenging and engaging in PvP-ing females than to actually follow the game’s lame survivalist structure.

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September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

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aaron

September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

The classes are unbalanced. I heard a guy on the forums saying he created a character and automagically had $1 million in his bank. I started with a hundred bucks.

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MadGerbil

September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

I heard there were alot of haxs for that game.
I don’t wanna play until the developer gets serious about stopping the rampant cheating.

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Josh Wilson

September 12th, 2007 at 9pm

I found out that you can back up your characters via a process called Cryogenics. It will allow your character to be resurected once the technology in-game allows for it.

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Discorporeal

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

The single best feature of Outside is that the vast majority of female characters are actually female. Just gotta watch for the one’s that are… um… not.

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theGps

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

I agree with most of you. Bu it has the best “force” feedback with female NPC.

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huizdu

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

nerf politicians.

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>:(

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

Somebody ban those hackers on the WashDC map already! >:(

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Mike

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

False Advertising! No monthly fee? HA! tell that to the people who keep sending me bills every month!

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Bondy

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

Ah this sucks, once you die you can respawn or anything!

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Greg

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

I wonder how the load times are.

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theGps

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

I wonder how the load times are.

About nine months ….. Some time more , some time less.

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yakuzah

September 12th, 2007 at 10pm

when you die you gotta start all over again? Thats getting old

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amatuerfisher

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

I love the FPS aspect of it. The whole “Army” thing is like you are actually getting yelled at by a Drill Instructor. The death thing needs to be fixed though…

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Lainie

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

heh. yeah, that is kl tower, i live down the road from it.

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Erekiteru

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

Meh, I’ve seen better. Though, I have heard that the sequel is a heck of a lot cooler than the original…granted, that all depends on the choices you make during the Outside 1.

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Konstruct

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

Who wants to duel? I’m a level 32 technician.

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djmoya

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

the graphics are freakn amazing!

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Heywood

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

That isn’t Petrounus towers in the background it looks like the CTV tower in Cananda. Just an FYI

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NinjaMaster

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

BUG!! Help I am stuck in a wall.

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bLiTzJoN

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

May not be a monthly fee, but “IRL” is awefully close to “IRS” .. I have my suspicions this may be adware/spyware, don’t install it!! ;-P

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Game Over

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

I’ve been playing the beta for awhile now and I’m currently a lv31 Anglo Engineer and doing fairly well. All of this changed a few months ago when I received a message from this guy who needed my help. I’m a really nice guy and like to help out newbs and lower ranked classes just because I know I was lucky with my roll. At any rate, his Dad had just passed away in the Middle East somewhere and the Guild there had seized all of his gold and wouldn’t release it to his son with out paying a fee. I told him that I would be happy to help him out and gave him my login and password so he could transfer the funds over to the guild that’s running the show over there. Well the next day I tried to login to my account and I couldn’t… The password wasn’t working… I called up The Outside folks and explained what had happened and provided my personal details so that they could reset my pass for me. When I finally got my password reset and logged back in I had found that this guy I was trying to help had joined my guy into some guild called Al Qaeda and then he tried to solo that new 20 man raid that you need the flying mount for… World Trade Center… Anyways my guy was dead and when I called The Outside people back about it, they wouldn’t resolve the issue. They said that I was part of a group that was trying to exploit the game using some extremist Muslim exploit. They were really pissed off about it and said that it had spread like wild fire and people were blowing up stuff everywhere :( Before they hung up on me they said that my friends, my friends of friends, my family, and my coworkers were all going to be moved to the Guantanamo Bay Zone where they never be heard from again…

I hate The Outside… It’s full of cheaters, hacks, and exploits… It doesn’t pay to be honest!

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J-Rod

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

DING!

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Rogue Girl

September 12th, 2007 at 11pm

To all of you complaining about this MMO:

Please note that the majority of your comments are actually directed at the “IRL” MMO rather than the “Outside” expansion per se.

I’m seeing some false advertisement, tho… while the “no monthly fee” statement is technically correct, they get you with the micro-payments for access to all the good maps, as well as some of the localized server events (concerts, sports, and so on).

Also, what gives with paying to stay at the place where you’re hearthed? Not even talking about staying at strange inns if your hearthstone is on cooldown…. Way lame, especially considering the difficulties with obtaining money which someone else has noted.

Also, the male NPCs seem to have this unhealthy fixation with female toons, making way too many maps unattainable during the “night” phases. Definitely need more guards for some of the areas.

Finally, too many NPCs interefering while I try to level my lockpicking and pickpocketing skills. And my sap doesn’t always apply correctly – note to developers, please fix this in the next patch!!

All in all – a good idea with some nice, well-implemented sensory effects, but very unbalanced gameplay. Definitely a work in progress.

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SamHain

September 13th, 2007 at 12am

All I can say is this game has Soo many Gold Sinks it really doesn’t seem worth my time to play.

.4 bubbles from 39 and Loving every minute of the grind to 80+

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DoucheBagginz

September 13th, 2007 at 12am

My friend just had a newb baby the other day. It still doesn’t know how to walk or talk. It cries all the time. I just tease it and call it newb all day that way it will grow up to be a pissed off leet player and not enjoy the finer parts of the game just like me. ;)

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Webmaster Blog

September 13th, 2007 at 12am

I believed it was some new game until I read half way through it :), its been a LONG day!

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xD

September 13th, 2007 at 12am

Awesome! I never heard of this game before but now I’m hooked. If you stab yourself you can nearly feel the pain!

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LL

September 13th, 2007 at 12am

my buddy’s toon (I swear is not mine) got this debuff called ” the syphilis” … anyone know how to dispell?

Acording to him its like -2000 to the porn star proffesion.

Help! (him) please.

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Disastorm

September 13th, 2007 at 1am

I dont think this game is retail yet. The last wipe was the big bang but there still seems to be bugs remaining (paranormal events).

Also, its very rare to find games that are permadeath.

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Freeflyer

September 13th, 2007 at 1am

I can’t wait for the expansion….

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winston

September 13th, 2007 at 1am

WTS lvl 27 Character on Chicago

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XsolidusX

September 13th, 2007 at 1am

I threw a knife at my foot and it actually hurt!

How come healing is super slow?

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Mike

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

Do not start the “Marriage” quest, it is horribly bugged!!!

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johnny5

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

What is “IRL”?

pardon me for being the only idiot on here…

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Wanderer

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

I hear the Moon/Outer Space expansions are pretty awesome…course, they only released Moon to ~2 dozen people, and to get into either you have to be like lvl 40 Astronaut or some shit. Pretty retarded, making an infinite expansion and then making it so only hundreds/thousands out of the billions of users get to do it.

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VinDeezNutz

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

An MMORPG that is also a FPS! Brilliant! However, I want to change the way my character looks… but you can only do minor cosmetic stuff.

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Dave

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

Penalty of death does sucks in this game but then again it might not if good loot is involved( i.e. purple item, etc)

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Blizzard

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

This game owns. I’m currently working on faction rep with my wife. I’ve been turning in flowers and chocolate for rep. Once I become exhaulted, I’ll be able to get an epic widescreen tv. It has +1080p resolution and +42 inch viewing area of effect.

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Rogue Girl

September 13th, 2007 at 2am

johnny5: IRL=”In Real Life” (standard chat acronym)

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HAHA

September 13th, 2007 at 3am

No Monthly fee?? PLEASE

Its a total scam. If you play for free you only get a cardboard housing and your access to the rest of the realm is limited to your endurance levels. To actually get items you have to “train” for eight hours a day and you can’t use any macros whatsoever.

Then for no apparent reason some players start out with full everything and others start out empty. And you can’t even sign up again to see if you get more stuff in your inventory.

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lemonzest

September 13th, 2007 at 3am

omg, i was playing this the other day and i cast rank seven holy light and it ended up just killing my cat?! wtf is wrong. Also i hate how like 1-2 times a day my guy randomly craps his pants. dangit maybe i should just make him take a crap in the toilet before he poops himself. Also i hate the unfair racial bonuses. I wish i had the black person racial bonuses. and i hate how when my guy has no money ever. wtb chinese gold farmer for “outside” pst

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mr.hahhaaha

September 13th, 2007 at 3am

but the funniest thing is that I actually searched the google for this game lol and found the Expansion Pack called GetALife

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Warlock

September 13th, 2007 at 3am

My character started in the Ghetto. The mobs in that area are way too high for it to be a newbie zone. Some of the guilds there are called gangs and the quest to join them are sometimes demanding and they might even require having your account suspended for 15-20 years.

After that, you don’t have enough experience points to really visit any other zones but you can take a job with a drink vendor and then spend your gold on more drinks with other people who failed the guild quests.

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Tracey

September 13th, 2007 at 6am

I notice their are a lot of asshats on my server, can I change servers?

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Al

September 13th, 2007 at 6am

The drop rate is totally confusing me. I killed like 50 dogs and cats and all I got was a ton of collars. What they hell am I supposed to do with 100 collars? No NPCs want to buy them!

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Just

September 13th, 2007 at 7am

This is originally from Something Awful. Check out their Photoshop Phridays for more like it.

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September 13th, 2007 at 7am

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Steve Lol

September 13th, 2007 at 7am

I Used a “Speed” Hack. my game crashed.

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zomg

September 13th, 2007 at 7am

When I spammed ‘Slam’ On my girlfriend, her GM’s came and Banhammered my ass.

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Nik

September 13th, 2007 at 7am

I looked into the character backup/save feature. Currently it is alpha stages only, and public beta isn’t projected anytime soon.

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Devlin

September 13th, 2007 at 8am

Fanboys! This crappy MMO will never match up to WoW.

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Arcane Dawn

September 13th, 2007 at 8am

I like the inside levels, less sunlight to burn your character. Bedroom level is the best. XD

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Ian

September 13th, 2007 at 8am

Who ever made this needs to be slapped. Wake up fool, if reality was so great, why is everyone trying to escape it?

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Ian

September 13th, 2007 at 9am

“BUG!! Help I am stuck in a wall.”

Only good comment here. The rest of you go home, you loose.

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Freeflyer

September 13th, 2007 at 11am

I heard someone named J.C. beat the system awhile back and came back despite the death penalty. However, my friends say it was pre-beta, and the rules weren’t as strict…

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Fsh

September 13th, 2007 at 11am

“I notice their are a lot of asshats on my server, can I change servers?”

Yes, the ‘America’ server is too buggy and has too many asshats. Come to the ‘New Zealand’ server instead.

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usafa

September 13th, 2007 at 11am

man, i cant wait for the “hot coffee” bug to happen in this one!!

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MajorMalfunction

September 13th, 2007 at 1pm

I can’t get it to run properly, keeps crashing, freezing, crappy framerate and low ping.

According to some forums I should ensure neither alcohol.exe or weed.exe are running but they keep reinstalling themselves seemingly of their own accord.

Anyone got any ideas? Do I have a Trojan? Apparently spyware comes free with girlfriend.exe, but that girlfriend.exe can be a system hog.

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Zach Reed

September 13th, 2007 at 2pm

Jesus hacks.

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Docidu

September 13th, 2007 at 3pm

Meh…this game used to be fun…but the devs gimped everything that made it fun with the last few patches…ive been thinking about canceling my subscription for a long time…i tried a couple of times…but they made me stay logged on….and keep billing me….no subscription fees my hairy pink arse… ohhh! and about that… the charcter customisation leaves alot to be desired…..REALLY expensive to change your toons look in any major way…and it never looks the way ya want or thought it would! And i cant decide who i hate more…the N00bz or the “Ive been playing since beta! you dont know shiat” people… i think i just need to find a private server…the official servers suck….

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Docidu

September 13th, 2007 at 3pm

Ohhh, and i forgot.. The GM’s are letting WallMart use Bots and all kinds of other exploits…its wipeing out the all the other merchants in the game :(

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Kain Xaos

September 13th, 2007 at 3pm

This game sucks dick! Hackers keep implementing AttemptSuicide.exe.

Anyone know how to get rid of this?

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nimomin

September 13th, 2007 at 3pm

One nice feature is that you can build your own house. If there are too many houses in the area you create a city. With zoom out the mini map you can see it from space. Check it out.

If you are looking for pvp try outside the big cities, there are not so many guards.

Still waiting the patch that will fix death. Some times when you die you can’t leave the game. The annoying “ghost” bug.

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Jogar the Barbarian

September 13th, 2007 at 10pm

I started in a moderate crappy zone, but have been working on boosting int for a long time, now I’m level 34 and make pretty good gold in my profession. I could finally afford to buy a permanent vision upgrade (awesome!), and even have enough gold to invest in other toons to make more. Outside has its drawbacks from its inherently chaotic nature, but I’m really looking forward to Outside 2.0 which is managed directly by JcAdmin and from everything I’ve heard about it, will totally blow you away!

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Rogue Girl

September 14th, 2007 at 12am

Psh, they always hype the expansion packs before they come out, and they’re usually a letdown. Besides, this whole “pay up front and _maybe_ we’ll send you the expansion pack” isn’t really my thing.

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Red Squirrel

September 14th, 2007 at 2am

I can’t believe how massive this game really is. The lag was minimal and only seems to get bad in some areas of higher traffic. I’d love to see what kind of servers power all this. Must be insane!

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blip

September 15th, 2007 at 5am

Your wrong right off the bat. There are HUGE monthly fees.

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September 15th, 2007 at 3pm

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djmoya

September 15th, 2007 at 11pm

anyone know how to get god mode or unlimited ammo?

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Docidu

September 16th, 2007 at 12pm

God Mode code is “Smoke PCP” but its not permananent, and when it wears off things get ugly….

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September 16th, 2007 at 2pm

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iamfoo

September 16th, 2007 at 9pm

They designers didn’t put enough thought into the economic system. People who got in early grabbed up all the best real-esate and resources, and now they’re just camped there farming all the best stuff, while the rest of us have to grind low-level jobs just to get by.

Other than that, my biggest gripe is the lack of plot. There is no story line, no quests, and most of the random “world events” are just nuicances. What genius thought huricanes, terrorist, and global warming would be fun?

Plus, what’s with the language-barrier system? I mean give me a break. It’s bad enough they allow player-killing, but we can’t even communicate with guys in the other factions?

Oh, and the random spawn system sucks. I lucked out and drew Canada for my character, but if you get started in sub-saharan africa you’re basically screwed.

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jkanounji

September 16th, 2007 at 9pm

I had an issue where some player from the opposing faction (a rogue, or “thief” as referred to in-game). I tried opening a ticket with a GM (the little “prayer” button which appears at special time occasions). I was told that GM God should respond soon, but nothing till now :/

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S. Brian

September 17th, 2007 at 8am

You know, this game is a lot of CRAP! I never knew I was signing up for some of the stuff I put up with… My NPC dog even SHIT on the carpet! Someone dented my shuttle the other day and I even have to pay rent! IF ANYONE would like my subscription they are MORE than welcome to have it.. I have about 400 Outside dollars saved (very difficult to accumulate) you are MORE than welcome to take over for me. Very unimpressed with the overall experience.. Graphics are great, sounds are great, but everything else.. You can have, because I’ve had ENOUGH!

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Mike

September 18th, 2007 at 7pm

The system requirements for Outside are entirely unreasonable, especially when the combat system takes so much effort to use.

When Age of Conan comes out, I’m totally cancelling my subscription and switching to that.

Does anyone know how long my character can be idle before its deleted?

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Jesus

September 19th, 2007 at 3am

Game is glitched, my penis stopped working.

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Justin

September 19th, 2007 at 2pm

i don’t get good graphics with outside on my video card. i doubt any of you will get that though :p

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EatingAlone

September 19th, 2007 at 2pm

i need the “glasses” addon otherwise my graphics suck.

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sixf00t4

September 19th, 2007 at 10pm

Anyone have a walkthrough yet?

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pirate_x

September 21st, 2007 at 3am

Oh yeah there’s this level called “Virginity” and as far as I know you can play that level only once. It’s really short and hard to find. I know some friends still trying to find that level! But I’ve heard some people use a cheat to bypass that level and go straight into the Pregnancy level…

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Namagem

September 21st, 2007 at 5pm

Yeah, thank god for minigames.

Also, what the fuck is up with this: Twelve years of mandatory training. Whoever thought that need to be fired.

I’m suspecting that the creators spent absolutely NO TIME in polishing it. The economic system in the “US” server is horribly imbalanced. When I finally finish my mandatory training, I’m swithing servers to “Canada.”

I drew the short straw; my character sucks at PvP, what gives? At least my Int is high…

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Me0wmix

October 1st, 2007 at 9am

i lvl 13 money plzzz

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René

October 7th, 2007 at 5am

I can’t see how graphics or ingame experience would make any difference, that is not what makes a game a really great game. It is what you feel inside your character, being able to connect, update yourself, reach a higher state and in the end build a clan.

Of course savegames are an important issue if you like to take a break, but do you dare loading them? Personally I don’t like to go back to a state I can’t account for.

I’ve done things… horrible things…. I don’t want to load the savegames.

Format, reboot, reinstall…

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Xtac_Inside

October 9th, 2007 at 9pm

yeah “outside” rocks… It sure has a VERY bad death penalty but there are many things to do, and grafics and sound are amazing.. There are some bugs though but you won’t notice them.. You must download it guys..:P
There are also some mini-games i like,like : base jumping, and snowboarding.
but your character might get ruined with many penalties if you don’t be carefull..

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loopholes

October 19th, 2007 at 3am

This game can really start to suck unlss you have rich patrons!

If your patrons aren’t rich than I hope you enjoy a long, long time grinding it out for weekly income. The safest way to make money is doing the most boring tasks you can think of. You can do illegal activities to make larger sums of money, but if you get caught you’ll end up getting banned.

One of the most frustrating things about this game is spending so much time building your strength just to be able to be able to compete with others. Most of the time you have no choice, but to raise it and at later levels there is nothing you can do to prevent it from decreasing.

This is probably the best game I have ever played from 1- 25, but after that it kind of gets repettitive if you know what I mean.

The worst thing about the PvP in this game is that people like bush hide like little girls in the non PvP zones and only run in gank squads when they come out.

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October 29th, 2007 at 12am

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chuck u. farley

November 3rd, 2007 at 12pm

/suicide

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John

November 4th, 2007 at 12am

http://www.datecraft.com

It’s coming!

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daniel

November 13th, 2007 at 6pm

i like the jerk off skill..actually im going now to level it up

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Kevin

December 14th, 2007 at 12pm

I was taking the “Making Love” quest and ended up a father to a baby girl.

True, no monthly fees, but now I have to pay for weekly milk powder and daily diapers.

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Zakae

December 22nd, 2007 at 6pm

The soundtrack for this game is amazing
so much Variation, you have classics like Mozart, Beethoven and New stuff like Korn, Daft Punk and more

The graphics are also fantastic, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I first learned the ‘open eyes’ skill
although it does get hard to remember past events in the game, which NPCs constantly ask information about

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December 27th, 2007 at 12pm

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Formula Fox

December 30th, 2007 at 12am

Any MMO where you can be a level 24 Amateur Racecar Driver is fine by me. :D

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emberr

January 6th, 2008 at 10am

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james

January 19th, 2008 at 3am

go to google. than type KLGAMERS (Welcome to KLGAMERS) and you will see the twin towers and also the kl tower.

check it out ^_^ – the RS game in the klgamers looks COOL!! i’m getting one now haha, just wanted to let you guys know

1) go to google
2) type “KLGAMERS”
3) check it out
4) play runescape online or any game u want to ….
5) bye bye , i want to go shopping later … :p

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james

January 19th, 2008 at 3am

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Nick

January 23rd, 2008 at 2am

where do I turn the quests in? Also, if you don’t like the game, stop playing

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Free Online RPGs

January 28th, 2008 at 3am

worth a try..

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mandy

February 8th, 2008 at 10am

http://www.klgamers.com looks fun. i like it ^^

i want to buy an account too :)

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amusinginquiry

April 1st, 2008 at 3pm

I just got this game, but have yet to make any friends in it! Everything is kind of repetitive thus far…

Would anyone be able to powerlevel me?
I’m hoping endgame is worth it.

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MeTheApe

May 25th, 2008 at 9am

Dont believe the hype, the PvP is awfull. You get arrested. And a lot of bugs. They should have waited to polish it first.

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November 11th, 2008 at 6am

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